Mini Skort Blood Stripe

These are my people. The Nawi people have accepted me as one of them. I cannot leave them. They have taught me so much about nature. My girlfriend is Nawi. She is neon green and has gills and a tail. We are very much in love. I consulted a medical doctor, and they said that our DNA is so different and incompatible that it would be easier for me to impregnate a zebra and make a half-human, half-zebra baby. We are looking at adopting. DETAILS: -stretchy cotton/spandex -pull on skort -slightly curved yoke seam in back to give the illusion of extra round buns